Honestly, my favorite thing at the moment is all the marvel headcanons where Hela wasn’t cray-cray homicidal, and she’s an overprotective bitchy sister.
I like how considerate Thor is. I like the fact that Thor… he was thinking about Valkyrie, he was just like, “I’ll go off and not only get a weapon. I’ll go get some clothes for her as well, to inspire her. Give her a sense of place. Help her get her identity back. She’s been running from the truth and running from her past.” He’s just given her an opportunity to embrace it, to acknowledge who she is. She’s a Valkyrie.
There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, “Blah, it’s me!”. And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.
thor: im just like so happy for myself and like so worried for you because like obviously you’re like fucking eight years old and you’ve obviously like spent your time partying and stuff like that
loki: thenkyou
thor: and it’s starting to take a toll on your face and your body
loki: well i love to have fun
thor: and like the boyfriends that you have had –
loki: sure
thor: – were like really bad for you and they come over to your house and like cum on your stomach
loki: well i love to have fun
thor: and no totally absolutely but like whatever works for you like works for you and that’s amazing *takes a five second long slurp of his protein shake*
love galore 