you know, when Steve introduces himself in TWS, Sam laughs and says “I’d put that together.” which makes sense because no normal human can run like that.
but like WHEN did he put it together? how many laps did it take before it dawned on him? at what point did Sam Wilson suddenly realize that he was being TROLLED BY CAPTAIN AMERICA
Tag: sam wilson
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#unmodified human dropkicking a helicopter
#recall that this is also the dude who took a knife to a gunfight and came away with a big goddamn gun
Actual falcons hunt by dropping down and literally kicking their target in one shot.
He literally falcon punched a fucking helicopter
love galore 