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Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes

thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae

update: the responses have made it clear that every. single. idiot on this site is not just willing to be abducted by fairies, but enthusiastic at the prospect. my mistake for not foreseeing the obvious 

I would 100% yeet myself into a glowing portal if given the chance

*sighs deeply* i know. i know you would

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incogneat-oh:

The Batboys spread ridiculous propaganda to the GCPD about Batman when he’s not around.

#‘he takes between 5 and 13 dance classes per week for dexterity’#‘his pump-up mix for patrol is every hilary duff song ever released mixed in with a lil duran duran’#‘his facial muscles were tragically damaged in his youth and he literally can’t smile. don’t take it personally’#‘he’s got an obsession with japanese culture. in the cave he wears a pair of japanese house-slippers and makes us call him ‘bat-senpai’.’#‘sorry he’s running late. designing women marathon- u know how it is’#‘the tragic irony of batman is that he is actually allergic to bats. all he wants is to be one of them’#‘you know he STILL can’t tell any of us apart? that’s why he calls us ‘chum’ ’#‘at this point we’re pretty sure he CAN fly- just that he chooses not to’#‘one time i LITERALLY SAW HIM take candy from a baby. like. it was probably poisoned but u don’t know. not for sure’#‘he is very flattered when ppl call him ‘lil buddy’ just trust me he’ll love it’#‘you should have seen him when he learned bats don’t actually wear belts or underwear’#‘did you know he’s never been to the bathroom outside of his house’#‘his biggest fear is someone making a pun he doesn’t understand… it plays a pretty big factor in his origin story actually’#…i said batboys but it’s pretty clear i just mean dick grayson right

incogneat-oh’s tags are the best part of this post hands down.