happy pride everyone im enlisting your help to convince my girlfriend to be the bee movie with me for halloween we have 5 months to change her mind let’s go… gay rights!!!
McCree and Ashe still go to Bob’s house every week for the Arizona Cardinals game and Bob has a strict “no guns on game day” rule and also his chest has an oven in it where he’s cooking buffalo wings
The camera switching back and forth between McCree’s semi-realistic scruffy face and an anime girl from League of Legends is so jarring it hurts they don’t even look like they’re from the same series.
art collabs with your friend who only draws with a realistic style vs your weeb ass
actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.
but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?
the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,