I’m watching the new episode of Um Actually where nerds play trivia contest on the internet, and Matt Mercer is a guest and won the first point by interrupting the question halfway through and making sure everyone knew that sorcerers use charisma for their spellcasting power
Matt being handed a page full of mistakes about dnd and asked to identify them all
In case you were wondering Matt won this round
This episode is up at dropout.tv and clips of it will probably be up on the collegehumor youtube soon, but you should can see the full thing if you sign up for a week long free trial and by the way while you have that trial fucking PLEASE watch Dimension 20 which is truly just a stupidly good dnd show and there’s only 6 or 7 episodes of so you could quickly catch up and then run back here and we’ll talk quite a lot about teenage fantasy kids and their relationship with their parents
chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them
Him and Terry Crews
Terry Crews: high-level fighter who also multiclassed into bard, for some reason.
Chris Hemsworth: that barbarian who loves to knit.
Terry Crews is an expert who multiclassed into fighter; he has a degree in art for heaven’s sake.
Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities
Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) Monk Must practice a martial art Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA
If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.