andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I’m watching the new episode of Um Actually where nerds play trivia contest on the internet, and Matt Mercer is a guest and won the first point by interrupting the question halfway through and making sure everyone knew that sorcerers use charisma for their spellcasting power 

Matt being handed a page full of mistakes about dnd and asked to identify them all

In case you were wondering Matt won this round

This episode is up at dropout.tv and clips of it will probably be up on the collegehumor youtube soon, but you should can see the full thing if you sign up for a week long free trial and by the way while you have that trial fucking PLEASE watch Dimension 20 which is truly just a stupidly good dnd show and there’s only 6 or 7 episodes of so you could quickly catch up and then run back here and we’ll talk quite a lot about teenage fantasy kids and their relationship with their parents

astrakiseki:

madmaudlingoes:

sergeant-angels-trashcan:

thegestianpoet:

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

Him and Terry Crews

Terry Crews: high-level fighter who also multiclassed into bard, for some reason.

Chris Hemsworth: that barbarian who loves to knit.

Terry Crews is an expert who multiclassed into fighter; he has a degree in art for heaven’s sake.

whyequalsemexplusbee:

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities

Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess 
Bard Must be able to play an instrument
Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization
Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature 
Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp) 
Monk Must practice a martial art 
Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports 
Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately 
Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice) 
Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom 
Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government) 
Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA 

If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.