tweedymcgee:

animatedamerican:

butts-for-days:

blad-the-inhaler:

prettyokayray:

charlesoberonn:

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape
your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape
from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

He screams about you in his sleep
and when he wakes, does naught but weep
in terror, of the one they call Jolene

blackening the summer skies

with burning wings and countless eyes

we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene

♪  we cower here beneath your gaze
that sets the earth and sky ablaze
have mercy at the end of days, Jolene 

awakened by the trumpet sound
the dead shall rise up from the ground
and see the Judge with glory crowned, Jolene

thesanityclause:

thescienceofjohnlock:

actionstarpatrickswayze:

weskit:

Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3

okay guys let me talk to you about dolly parton

dolly parton is the best

i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen

Dolly Parton has come up with some of my fav quotes. Two I remember very well are:

“No money doesn’t make you happy but at least you can wear nice clothes while you’re miserable.”

“No it doesn’t bother me when people call me a dumb blonde because I know I’m not dumb and I know I’m not blonde.”

Our patron saint of Tennessee. Go to Dollywood if you can. Eat a lot of fudge, go to fun tourist traps, do the whiskey tasting. It’s not great whiskey but it is fun.