salutcavaouiettoi:

makemess:

How can i explain french to you?

• its spanish but you speak it in cursive.
• you have 11 letters. you pronounce 4 of them.
• learn to speak spanish. now learn to speak italian. now subtract the spanish from italian. you are left with french.
• latin, but then make it fashion.
• cover the second half of the word, squint, and pronounce only the vowels you think you see.
• gargling but with air.
• choking on a very zesty baguette.
• imagine the most possible extra™️ language to ever exist.

haha pas mal pas mal 😂