I totally forgot about this until just now, but last night I dreamt that the various Robins (minus Damian as he was too young) went undercover as a band that they named Tim’s Ex-Girlfriend after Steph, the lead singer. Dick was on lead guitar, Tim was on bass, and Jason was the drummer. People were just like, oh, those wacky Wayne bros and their weird hobbies, but it allowed them entree into places where crime? was happening?? I’m not clear on that part.
My brain sometimes. Boy I don’t know.
Jason is absolutely a drummer, but I humbly submit the belief that Dick wouldn’t be anything other than lead vocals + tambourine
jason todd, who grew up in poverty, would absolutely Destroy bruce over tipping. Because for a lot of minimum wage workers, it’s their only source of income! so when Bruce tries to tip a waitress 20$ on a coffee order? think again bitch, make it 50$.
bruce: *tries to tip a waitress 100$ on a 15$ meal
jason: oh so youre stingy now, huh? gonna pay in pocket change next time? there are no ethical billionaires under late capitalism.
bruce, adding another hundred: jason please people are staring
jason: you stingy ass bitch you think youre better than everyone dont you.. you fuckin batbastard
bruce after tipping 1000$ @the dunkin donuts drive thru: pleazz jason theres people behin
jason finds out that B only left a $50 tip and makes him pay the waiter’s rent
jason: the french revolution had the right idea when they beheaded all the rich bitches
bruce, frantically calculating a 600% tip: please son we’ve talked about this
love galore 